Where Has My Wife Gone, Did Google De Index Her?
Posted By Melanie Prough on April 2, 2009
Hi again, I am Jack, Melanie’s husband. Sorry to bore you with my problems, but I believe Google has De Indexed my wife. I did the dinner command and nothing happened! I am not going to try any more advanced commands, for sure! I have often thought if I was a web site she might at least try to optimize me. Well, I blame Google. Something I believe you guys call this updating or flux, and not the stuff I solder with. Sure she tries to explain this stuff to me, but it’s kinda like me explaining the higher melting point of High Density Polyethlene (HDPE). Anyhow, search engine optimization….While I find it rather interesting is a shit load of work.
How is a person who does search engine optimization is called an SEO, and the actual process is also called SEO? Is that just to confuse us, or what? So maybe one is a verb, and one a noun? OK.
So the other night she was trying to explain this link baiting thing to me…Seriously you guys come up with the funniest names for things. So I read some articles, and as near as I can tell, it’s just like a really good commercial during the Superbowl, the one everyone talks about. (I know, I am supposed to put a way to get to another page here. But I’m not sure how). Only with your link bait thing people aren’t talking they are giving you links! Aha! So Google likes it when you have links, so she says. I get it.
So I hope someday my wife will return to us in a conscious state, if Google ever releases her from the flux. LOL.
Read fast, when she wakes up in the morning. This may very well go away. The last time I wrote on here, she did this part. Probably a reason for that. It’s not so tough though, I could be a blogger! Hell it even has spellcheck.
She has a thing she does down here, huh? We could have some fun with this!
Dinner and Backrub
Jack Prough
“The Neglected”
Oh yes, she is going to kill me!
By the way, I have no idea where those buttons are. OOPs
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